Add Facebook App to Facebook Page Tab

You may have noticed recently that Facebook removed the ability to add your Facebook application directly to your Facebook page (for unknown reasons!). So to save my self some pain each time I created this file that I upload to the domain the Facebook page tab will be hosted on. (remember to change the file to have you own Facebook App Id in it…)

Saves sooooo much time! If you have multiple apps running off 1 domain, you add more buttons with the different App Ids.

Discover javascript methods via javascript

This is a strange little method that I found recently (and am sorry that I can’t link where I found it, as I lost the link). I was using some really old code, something like 7 year old code from a CMS I had the “pleasure” of working with. And we used the Telerik widgets at the time. Now since jQuery came out we quickly dropped them because they were far from lightweight.

But that was a long time ago. And I had to make an update to the site just recently. Problem was Telerik in their wisest of wise days have removed all the documentation for this version of their code. Uch! And I wanted to do something that I knew was possible, but all their current documentation only relates to the current libraries and there has been massive changes – well you can’t fault them for that, their stuff gets better all the time.

So what was I to do!! That’s where this comes in:

    var methods = [];
    for (var m in tab) {
        if (typeof tab[m] == "function") {

And this gave me the names of all the functions that were available on the object I was looking at. Now this doesn’t give parameters but it was enough that I could take it forward and get what I needed working.

Hope it can help you at some point.

Pixastic Desaturate images with jQuery on mouseover, mouseenter, mouseleave

Had another great morning wangling my way around 4 browsers (7 if include each version of IE). The client had a requirement an image would have a black and white version and this would flip when the user moused in, over, out, etc.

Problem was we couldn’t rely on the client loading a black and white image, or know how to create one…these are clients after all! And having them contact us each time to create the black and white version each time is not going to happen (unless they paid…).

Enter Pixastic.

This is one of the coolest widgets I have the pleasure to work with. It plays with your images soooo nicely and seems to be completely cross browser compatible. Nice work boys! However…

The Problem

When you apply Pixastic’s desaturate code to the image the image disappears out the DOM and a Canvas element replaces it. So if you have done the standard $(image id or class).hover() with jQuery (or mootools or whatever) then when you mouse over it works, but is instantly remove from the DOM so you straight away get a mouse out event being fired. Damn! Not what you want! Worse still the image now reappears causing a mouse over event which, yes you guessed, it flips it back. You get a nice wee flicker happening – not good if you don’t like flash photography!!

The Solution

I won’t go into the depths of what I did. I will just add the code so you get back to your day job and make tonnes of money.

$(window).load(function () {
    $("div.parent").each(function (index, obj) {
        $("#" + $(obj).attr("data-image")).pixastic("desaturate"); // make it black n white

    $("div.parent").mouseenter(function (e) {
        var self = document.getElementById($(e.currentTarget).attr("data-image"));
        Pixastic.revert(self); // make it colour

    $("div.parent").mouseleave(function (e) {
        // make it black n white again (yes I should refactor this...)
        $("#" + $(e.currentTarget).attr("data-image")).pixastic("desaturate");

However what you will notice is instead of the code being in the $(document).ready() function call, it’s in the $(window).load(). Images are not fully loaded at $(document).ready() in Webkit (Chrome and Safari). As Pixastic checks to see if the image is loaded with “this.complete” before processing it (otherwise it could try to process something that isn’t there…) then your code needs to be in this function call.

But once you do that, it works a treat! Check out my demo to prove that it works!

Hollywood no longer needs actors

I found this on a gaming website, talking about using this in games, due to it being able to render this high quality in real time! But what about Hollywood? We know that Hollywood uses massive amounts of green screens these days, and have live action actor to jump about like loonies. But what if they don’t need the actors?

Separable Subsurface Scattering (Real Time) from Jorge Jimenez on Vimeo.

Think on it? There are so many people out there that have a face for radio, but a voice that every actor wants. Take this SSSS technique above and marry it with these voice actors…and you can produce the best movies ever? (well that’s the idea!)

For a director, you would never need to worry about the actor getting hurt, or growing up, or having to shave in a certain way to maintain consistency throughout the movie. You now have a real (more than realistic…) character that will never grow old, never die. Sequels won’t need to have second rate (or third rate) actors to play the main characters.

This could be revolutionary.

Bureaucratic nonsense – or how cookies are going to end the internet

Today website developers in the EU (not including UK for the time being) have to inform users explicitly that they are about to place a cookie on their machine.  They will then need to inform the user that they need to set another cookie on their machine to remember that they have given permission to set the first cookie on the machine.  What.The.Fuck?

Poor Google Analytics

Google Analytics is going to be most hit.  They have the biggest slice of the tracking pie, so how do they set about tell a visitor they are about to set a cookie on the person’s machine.  Or I take it the law will make the website owner state that Google is going to do this?

Poor people that delete cookies on browser shut down

If you clear the cookies from your browser session when you close it, then every time you visit a website you will be asked all these yes or no questions.

That’s just a bit of a pain in the fucking ass.  Stupid European Law makers sitting on some high seat in Brussels over thinking the internet and how they can control it.  Fuck off and leave us alone.


It will be hard.  If you are a .NET developer you will know that Session variables can use Cookies.  You will need to change that straight away.  You can use the database solutions, but that’s not really easy to do.  Cookieless URLs become nasty to deal with and will really impact site.  Although I suppose if you are using Session cookies you are probably an application and will be exempt from the regulations.

So my solution would be for the some sort of super cookie.  One that is based on a certificate of some variety, like SSL that shows on the browser chrome, so you get warned that a cookie has is about to be set – a red flashing button.  The user would then click it, a message appears “can this site place the cookie [yes/no]”, with javascript/browser functionality pausing until an answer is given.  Am sure the browsers can tell when new cookies are being set.

Or the really simple option is…if you don’t know how to use your browser, to stop all cookies being set by using Private Browsing mode or the security features already built in, then get off the internet.  You should need a licence to be allowed a computer 😀

Rant not over, more will surely appear.

Depude and randomise 2 lists

I was asked to take 2 lists of names and dedupe the newer list with the names in the older list, so we only had a list of new names in a specific period (no dates here to help out!).  Turned out to be a lot simpler than I thought.  At first I thought Excel spreadsheet as the data wasn’t in a database.  I thought I could do some fancy filter action, but nope!  That was harder than a diamond on a bouncer’s knuckle!


The solution was a real simple tiny bit of .NET code:

 var likes = System.IO.File.ReadAllLines(@"D:\likes.txt");
 var olds = System.IO.File.ReadAllLines(@"D:\lomb-likes.txt");
 var duped = new List<string>();

 Array.ForEach(likes, like =>
     var found = false;
     Array.ForEach(olds, old =>
         if(old == like)
             found = true;


 var result = duped.OrderBy(dupe => Guid.NewGuid()).ToList();

Simples!  Now get on with your work and stop reading my blog!

Microsoft.Web.Administration.dll Scripting IIS 7.0 on Vista

This is not a full article on how to script IIS7.0.  It’s about getting to that point on how to do it.  And as per usual the internet was full of incomplete information.  Here’s my complete solution when I faced problems.

Firstly the namespace Microsoft.Web.Administration was not available, nor was it in the .NET of the “Add reference” menu option.  To solve it I had to browse to:


and reference the


in that folder.  The namespace was available, and so I was rocking…straight into another brick wall!  What these other websites again forget to tell you is to set permissions on a specific file that the code I will give in a second, needs to have to be able to run.  So the file is found here:


and you need to give it the ASP.NET/NETWORK SERVICE user in security with READ access.  But guess what!?  Yes that still didn’t solve the issue!  I had to go into IIS7.0, choose the Application Pool I was working with, and change the Identity value to LocalSystem.  So thats:

Open IIS > Expand IIS > Application Pools > [select your application pool] > Advanced Settings > Process Model > Identity = LocalSystem

Job done.  Yes at last!  Woo!  I could then add new Rewrite rules into the web.config without having to manually go into IIS!

The code as promised

using System;
using Microsoft.Web.Administration;

public partial class new_iis : System.Web.UI.Page
    protected void Page_Load(object sender, EventArgs e)
        using (ServerManager serverManager = new ServerManager())
            Configuration config = serverManager.GetWebConfiguration("HIE");

            ConfigurationSection rulesSection = config.GetSection("system.webServer/rewrite/rules");
            ConfigurationElementCollection rulesCollection = rulesSection.GetCollection();

            ConfigurationElement ruleElement = rulesCollection.CreateElement("rule");
            ruleElement["name"] = @"GoToGoogle2";
            ruleElement["stopProcessing"] = true;

            ConfigurationElement matchElement = ruleElement.GetChildElement("match");
            matchElement["url"] = @"^google$";

            ConfigurationElement conditionsElement = ruleElement.GetChildElement("conditions");
            conditionsElement["logicalGrouping"] = "MatchAll";
            conditionsElement["trackAllCaptures"] = "false";

            ConfigurationElement actionElement = ruleElement.GetChildElement("action");
            actionElement["type"] = @"Redirect";
            actionElement["url"] = @"";

            rulesCollection.AddAt(0, ruleElement);


But I never wrote the code. I found it at so I have to massively thank them for showing how easy it is.  And remember you will be able to edit any part of the web.config via this code, or similar code ’cause you will need to edit it to your needs.

ASP.NET __doPostBack is not defined

Wow! What a fucking morning! I came into work today to get something working. That something should have been real easy to do (you don’t need to know what it is, just that it was going to be real easy). I exported a copy of the core code, associated it to my website so that I could run the debugger through it and make my changes. This was going to form the basis of the next version of the core code.  But for some reason when I hit any button I received __doPostBack is not defined error in the javascript error console of Firebug. Continue reading ASP.NET __doPostBack is not defined

ASP.NET ValidationSummary – Stopping the scroll back to top

I came across an issue today with a validation summary form on a sign up form.  The form was at the bottom of a page containing much text…well that’s what was in the design and it will probably turn into “Please sign up here” once the client get’s their hands on it.  But that’s par for the course.

Now because the sign up form was below the lorem ipsum text in the design, I also placed the validation summary below this.  But this causes a small technical issue when you hit the submit button and some of your elements do not validate, the whole page scrolls to the top.  Not very easy for a user to see what went wrong without scrolling back to the form.

Why does this happen?  Microsoft in their infinite wisdom have placed some really annoying javascript into their validation code.  If you inspect the shite that Microsoft pumps into the page with a form and validation controls, you may find (there is a lot of code) a window.scrollTo(0,0) line buried away.  This of course scrolls your window back to the top.  For most cases this will be fine, as most cases the form is not preceded by craps loads of text, and your validation summary will either be at the top, or be as close as dammit to it.  Not in my case, and not as it seems many others.  So I had to find a solution. Continue reading ASP.NET ValidationSummary – Stopping the scroll back to top